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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
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He who has not a good memory should never take upon himself the trade...
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Give me a place to stand, and I will move the Earth.
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Until you lose your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was or...
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Silence will not betray your thoughts but the expression on your face will. Humor...
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Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
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Sonny Hey, whataya gonna do, nice college boy, eh Didn’t want to get mixed...
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It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.
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The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by...
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...