Quote #9711
Some people did what their neighbors did so that if any lunatics were at...
Quote #2256
We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst.
Quote #27986
The wisest person is not the one who has the fewest failures but the...
Quote #3657
has raised taxes on the people driving pickup trucks and lowered taxes...
Quote #13605
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and...
Quote #656
Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our...
Quote #1319
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
Quote #7964
I hate middle age. Too young for the bowling green, too old for Ecstasy.
Quote #1724
Be not the first by whom the new are tried, Nor yet the last...
Quote #13299
The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.