Quote #1473
A hobby a day keeps the doldrums away.
Quote #603
All sins are attempts to fill voids.
Quote #31934
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts...
Quote #3086
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...
Quote #32680
It strikes me as gruesome and comical that in our culture we have an...
Quote #19532
I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.
Quote #15219
A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, “And whom...
Quote #19342
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
Quote #7362
If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.
Quote #23601
A quarrel is quickly settled when deserted by one party there is no battle...