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Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
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National Health Insurance: The compassion of the IRS The efficiency of the Postal Service...
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A Cynic is what an Optimist calls a Realist
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There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long...
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Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
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There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and...
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People will frighten you about a graduation….They use words you don’t hear often… ‘And...
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It’s a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy...
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Appetizers are the little things you keep eating until you lose your appetite.
Quote #1309
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods.