Quote #34137
We don’t get offered crises, they arrive.
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The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought...
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Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we...
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Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
Quote #26813
The greatest power is often simple patience.
Quote #26743
Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
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Envy will merit, as its shade, pursue, But, like the shadow, proves the substance...
Quote #26392
Censor a self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people’s business.
Quote #25875
No object is mysterious. The mystery is in your eye.
Quote #880
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.