Quote #17665
Nothing worth doing is completed in our lifetime therefore, we must be saved by...
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In the education of children there is nothing like alluring the interest and affection,...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #13835
It is no use saying, “We are doing our best.” You have got to...
Quote #18339
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked...
Quote #1924
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Quote #27000
I’ll play it first and tell you what it is later.
Quote #5554
Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.
Quote #17990
It is the nature of desire not to be satisfied, and most men live...
Quote #4128
If you do not think about the future, you cannot have one.