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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
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A raise is like a martini it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.
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There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days...
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I never add up. I only subtract from the total dying… . . ....
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Gratitude, like love, is never a dependable international emotion.
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Whoever obeys the gods, to him they particularly listen.
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When you are down and out something always turns up-and it is usually the...
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Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, ‘I’m with you kid....
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It’s not Jerusalem, It’s not Baghdad. It’s not Bolivia. It’s Oklahoma.
Quote #2380
Ronald Reagan is the most ignorant president since Warren Harding.