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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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Few are agreeable in conversation, because each thinks of what he intends to say...
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He that blows the coals in quarrels that he has nothing to do with,...
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I wanted a perfect ending. Now I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems...
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Good timber does not grow with ease the stronger the wind, the stronger the...
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Man…is a tame or civilized animal; never the less, he requires proper instruction and...
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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you...
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Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you’ve conquered human nature.
Quote #6489
Proof is the idol before whom the pure mathematician tortures himself.
Quote #1537
Evil is obvious only in retrospect.