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Originality is the art of concealing your source.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
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Unconditional war can no longer lead to unconditional victory. It can no longer serve...
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What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason! how infinite...
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Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two...
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Virtue herself is her own fairest reward.
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He that is slow to anger is better than the mighty and he that...
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It isn’t the great pleasures that count the most it’s making a great deal...