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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #609
The tourist may complain of other tourists, but he would be lost without them.
Quote #31234
A fondness for satire indicates a mind pleased with irritating others for myself, I...
Quote #31050
‘Tis a sharp medicine, but it will cure all that ails you. — last...
Quote #16794
Martyrdom… is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.
Quote #3033
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
Quote #25225
You write in order to change the world, knowing perfectly well that you probably...
Quote #34423
Give no decision till both sides thou’st heard.
Quote #25403
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem they know how it’s done, they’ve seen...
Quote #26745
That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick...