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News is history shot on the wing. The huntsmen from the Fourth Estate seek...
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
Quote #13090
We do not die because we have to die; we die because one day,...
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Yes, we love peace, but we are not willing to take wounds for it,...
Quote #26912
May you always live in interesting times.
Quote #34213
Mistrust the man who finds everything good, the man who finds everything evil and...
Quote #23009
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
Quote #4864
Home-keeping youth have ever homely wits.
Quote #12524
If you do something only for money, you will never succeed at it.