Quote #2143
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
Quote #24019
Fred Sometimes you’re flush and sometimes you’re bust, and when you’re up, it’s never...
Quote #5593
Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask...
Quote #8137
Thanks to his constant habit of shaking the bottle in which life handed him...
Quote #13156
He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.
Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #1414
the only drink for a wise man.
Quote #1683
I am in earnest; I will not equivocate; I will not excuse; I will...
Quote #4809
As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...
Quote #26471
There is something to be said for every error but, whatever may be said...