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There was never anything by the wit of man so well devised, or so...
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When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman...
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Destiny waits alike for the free man as well as for him enslaved by...
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After a person makes his mark in the world, a lot of people will...
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Opinions are the cheapest commodities in the world.
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Set all things in their own peculiar place, and know that order is the...
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No Sane man will dance.
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All of his saves have come in relief appearances
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Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after...