Quote #21555
Don’t take life seriously because you can’t come out of it alive.
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It doesn’t matter which side of the fence you get off on sometimes. What...
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #33172
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of...
Quote #5332
There is no such thing as a natural death: nothing that happens to a...
Quote #18383
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down...
Quote #19474
A good excercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.
Quote #13927
The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else...
Quote #21305
Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the...
Quote #19863
E.L. Well, there are these rules that guys have, an understanding as to what...