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Advertising is legalized lying.
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It is surprising what a man can do when he has to, and how...
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We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we...
Quote #7806
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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And when it rains on your parade, look up rather than down. Without the...
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Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
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I pray thee cease thy counsel, Which falls into mine ears as profitless as...
Quote #685
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.