Quote #31581
Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if...
Quote #9845
If we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?
Quote #19148
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #20347
Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed...
Quote #33755
I was coming home from kindergarten–well they told me it was kindergarten. I found...
Quote #5041
It makes no difference if I burn my bridges behind me – I never...
Quote #8592
Consult your dragon before you wager his hide.
Quote #457
When you were quite a little boy, somebody ought to have said “hush’ just...
Quote #22012
When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.