Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #14448
Conscience is the chamber of justice.
Quote #22361
Many a man’s reputation would not know his character if they met on the...
Quote #20877
Thou art all the comfort, The Gods will diet me with.
Quote #6738
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Quote #6935
The modern rule is that every woman should be her own chaperon.
Quote #6801
Boxing is just show business with blood.
Quote #7798
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of...
Quote #1351
Arranging a bowl of flowers in the morning can give a sense of quiet...
Quote #17748
A poet’s hope to be, like some valley cheese, local, but prized elsewhere.