Quote #5995
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
Quote #33353
Think about a woman. Doesn’t know you’re thinking about her. Doesn’t care you’re thinking...
Quote #15548
Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from...
Quote #15979
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind.
Quote #5096
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Quote #27068
Any enjoyment is weakened when shared.
Quote #5251
Ultimately, contentment is more a shift in attitude than a change in circumstances.
Quote #18662
Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired.
Quote #30959
When a thing is done, advice comes too late.
Quote #33641
The wise are instructed by reason ordinary minds by experience the stupid, by necessity...