Quote #3226
The perfect host requires the perfect parasite.
Quote #6377
Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes...
Quote #5081
Washington DC is the only place in America where people put bumper stickers on...
Quote #10511
His ignorance is encyclopedic.
Quote #16744
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
Quote #24175
Never regard study as a duty but as an enviable opportunity to learn to...
Quote #17832
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence then success is sure.
Quote #28570
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Quote #17533
Never cut what you can untie.
Quote #30889
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.