Quote #26816
If we were logical, the future would be bleak indeed. But we are more...
Quote #246
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
Quote #21977
We know next to nothing about virtually everything. It is not necessary to know...
Quote #34826
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #24996
It a letter contains a misleading impression, not a lie. It was being economical...
Quote #15744
Children have neither a past nor a future. Thus they enjoy the present –...
Quote #26062
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Quote #19666
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
Quote #34355
I shall curse you with book and bell and candle.
Quote #14516
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.