Quote #2300
Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.
Quote #21993
Rusty Shane, you’ve got three pairs. You can’t have six cards You can’t have...
Quote #18098
The fog comes on little cat feet. It sits looking over harbor and city...
Quote #26639
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #10224
Humankind cannot stand very much reality.
Quote #19351
Communism is like prohibition, it’s a good idea but it won’t work.
Quote #17230
No army can withstand the strength of an idea whose time has come.
Quote #31737
Recently, someone asked me if I believed in astrology. He seemed somewhat puzzled when...
Quote #466
Until you lose your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was or...
Quote #1868
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.