Quote #33662
It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
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Life is good, if you like that sort of thing.
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When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between...
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How people keep correcting us when we are young! There is always some bad...
Quote #2601
What grape to keep its place in the sun, taught our ancestors to make...
Quote #8729
Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf.
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Read over your compositions, and wherever you meet with a passage which you think...
Quote #6676
We all have strength enough to endure the misfortunes of others.
Quote #34835
We secure our friends not by accepting favors but by doing them.
Quote #18033
You must do the things you think you cannot do.