Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #13001
Humor the sons of the poor, for they give science its splendor.
Quote #33722
If there comes a little thaw, Still the air is chill and raw, Here...
Quote #33610
Does it really matter what these affectionate people do– so long as they dont...
Quote #32370
Many a man thinks he has an open mind, when it’s merely vacant.
Quote #3839
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do...
Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #15323
The worst thing one can do is not to try, to be aware of...
Quote #32714
Where there is life, there is hope. Where there are hopes, there are dreams....
Quote #2879
CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.