Quote #34472
Don’t be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die...
Quote #13608
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #26413
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #19718
Fish and visitors smell in three days.
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I never put on a pair of shoes until I’ve worn them at least...
Quote #33459
What you are is a question only you can answer.
Quote #20697
Faith he must make his stories shorter Or change his comrades once a quarter.
Quote #24422
Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort.
Quote #18568
Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.
Quote #13893
Some people will never learn anything, for this reason, because they understand everything too...