Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #26392
Censor a self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people’s business.
Quote #25969
Bite off more than you can chew and then chew like hell.
Quote #2194
The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative.
Quote #27707
As long as a word remains unspoken, you are it’s master once you utter...
Quote #17850
There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
Quote #25940
There is no greater challenge than to have someone relying upon you no greater...
Quote #1576
She had learned the self-deprecating ways of the woman who does not want to...
Quote #33548
Do not speak quickly it is a sign of insanity.
Quote #12857
Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where...