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Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
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The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythicals beans into it,...
Quote #24891
Friendships begin because, even without words, we understand how someone feels.
Quote #33253
The purpose of life is the expansion of happiness.
Quote #19479
Sincere diplomacy is no more possible than dry water or wooden iron.
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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
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Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That...
Quote #17107
If we are to judge of love by the consequences, it more nearly resembles...
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In all things there are three choices: Yes, No & no choice, except in...
Quote #3273
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.