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I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egypt, on thing you...
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A platitude is simply a truth repeated until people get tired of hearing it.
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good’...
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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I guess you go too far when pianos try to be guitars.
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Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very...
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Brevity is the soul of wit.
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…what thwarts us and demands of us the greatest effort is also what can...