Quote #10272
Of the Seven Deadly Sins, anger is possibly the most fun. To lick your...
Quote #24811
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
Quote #31067
There’s always something to suggest that you’ll never be who you wanted to be....
Quote #16640
When you appeal to force, there’s one thing you must never do – lose.
Quote #31601
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Quote #1343
Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was...
Quote #32681
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #32259
I learned that you should feel when writing, not like Lord Byron on a...
Quote #20618
You can’t make war in the Middle East without Egypt and you can’t make...
Quote #17873
Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.