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I choose the likely man in preference to the rich man; I want a...
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‘State intelligence,’ like ‘military intelligence’ and ‘woman friend,’ is a contradiction in terms.
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To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
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God gives us our relatives–thank God he lets us choose our friends.
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Even Albert Einstein reportedly needed help on his 1040 form.
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To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it...
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Genius is the ability to put into effect what is on your mind.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Few take up the burden of their own victory: most give up their dreams...
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It will be hard to discover a better than that which...