Quote #19508
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it...
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #32972
When good Americans die they go to Paris.
Quote #12294
Stop thinking, and end your problems.
Quote #26331
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
Quote #8495
Ready comprehension is often a knee-jerk response and the most dangerous form of understanding....
Quote #301
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
Quote #10946
Hell has no benefits, only torture.
Quote #3736
Pardon him, Theodotus: he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his...
Quote #22768
The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not...