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Yes, there is a Nirvanah; it is leading your sheep to a green pasture,...
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Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
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Anecdotes and maxims are rich treasures to the man of the world, for he...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow...
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After three days without reading, talk becomes flavorless.
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The real sadness of fifty is not that you change so much but that...
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One must be a god to be able to tell successes from failures without...
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We’re not lost. We’re locationally challenged.