Quote #20959
Out, damned spot out, I say
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Be virtuous and you’ll be happy Nonsense Be happy and you’ll begin to be...
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Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it but your arrow will...
Quote #9837
Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it but...
Quote #3235
A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.
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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize...
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Fear is sharp-sighted, and can see things under ground, and much more in the...
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Men are only as unfaithful as their options.
Quote #7966
To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten to tout for flattery.
Quote #6869
To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them.