Quote #1061
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #21673
It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you...
Quote #25497
Nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded.
Quote #34903
I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my...
Quote #2100
Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.
Quote #17029
It ain’t what folks know that’s the problem, it’s what they know that ain’t...
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What passing bells for these who die as cattleOnly the monstrous anger of the...
Quote #30891
He who puts up with insult invites injury.
Quote #10041
Perseverance and audacity generally win.