Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #34887
Associate with well-mannered persons and your manners will improve. Run around with decent folk...
Quote #13022
I had rather be right than be President.
Quote #9432
Beware of sentimental alliances where the consciousness of good deeds is the only compensation...
Quote #916
The two most evangelical groups in the world are atheists and vegetarians, especially the...
Quote #31610
Do not speak ill of the dead.
Quote #18175
Purchase not friends by gifts when thou ceasest to give, such will cease to...
Quote #15910
In oneself lies the whole world and if you know how to look and...
Quote #27808
Life is a continuous exercise in creative problem solving.
Quote #19766
Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter.