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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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I have made this letter long because i have not the time to make...
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No matter under what circumstances you leave it, home does not cease to be...
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Who is more busy than he who hath least to do?
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I have never seen a more lucid, better balanced, mad mind than mine.
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Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick...
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Three things it is best to avoid a strange dog, a flood, and a...