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If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
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Mike Look, we’re gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for...
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If God had wanted us to think just with our wombs, why did He...
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Beware the pull on your heartstrings — it’s often the pursestrings that are actually...
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A girl becomes a wife with her eyes wide open. She knows that those...
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Why cross an ocean when you can cross a river Why should we sail...
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Of all the self-fulfilling prophecies in our culture, the assumption that aging means decline...
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When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and...
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Even though work stops, expenses run on.
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I give myself, sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.