Quote #653
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Quote #31484
Americans and British have different ways of saying things. They say ‘elevator,’ we say...
Quote #2992
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Quote #17165
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Quote #8012
We need never be ashamed of our tears.
Quote #33500
I ran the wrong kind of business, but I did it with integrity.
Quote #4899
True is it that we have seen better days.
Quote #20306
The day is for honest men, the night for thieves.
Quote #25406
Only reason can convince us of those three fundamental truths without a recognition of...
Quote #1160
Only the madman is absolutely sure.