Quote #33828
I have seen the future and it doesn’t work.
Quote #2068
When in doubt, duck.
Quote #21388
Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a...
Quote #34493
What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a...
Quote #22743
The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow...
Quote #26490
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.
Quote #23181
Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence … too sacred to be touched....
Quote #26539
The more you know, the less you understand.
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #26301
Automatic simply means that you can’t repair it yourself.