Quote #8520
Everybody likes to go their own way–to choose their own time and manner of...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #31264
Never before have we had so little time in which to do so much.
Quote #7350
A word to the wise is enough.
Quote #7507
Long ago we stated the reason for labour organizations. We said that union was...
Quote #14131
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about...
Quote #13591
A friend is one to whom you can pour out the contents of your...
Quote #3519
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Quote #18530
Cheerfulness and contentment are great beautifiers and are famous preservers of youthful looks.
Quote #30222
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.