Quote #33541
If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house...
Quote #28744
I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.
Quote #9611
The very essence of love is uncertainty.
Quote #16090
Behind every successful man there are usually a lot of unsuccessful years.
Quote #4219
I am sure the grapes are sour.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #27600
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
Quote #14165
Doubt is not a pleasant condition but certainty is an absurd one.
Quote #5822
If you would stand well with a great mind, leave him with a favorable...
Quote #26446
Those that set in motion the forces of evil cannot always control them afterwards.