Quote #2887
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre but they are more...
Quote #32782
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Quote #1313
A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not...
Quote #11960
It is as natural to die as to be born; and to a little...
Quote #32893
The saddest failures in life are those that come from not putting forth the...
Quote #21830
It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally, even when you know what...
Quote #30030
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting...
Quote #6698
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #22542
Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest...