Quote #11137
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
Quote #29271
You can’t win at everything, but you can laugh at everything.
Quote #11623
I have no life, just e-mail.
Quote #5910
Do not wait for extraordinary circumstances to do good; try to use ordinary situations.
Quote #23053
If you’re masochistic enough to program in ADA, we’re not going to stop you.
Quote #13297
No one should do a job he can do in his sleep.
Quote #32614
History is fables agreed upon.
Quote #7763
Men decide far more problems by hate, love, lust, rage, sorrow, joy, hope, fear,...
Quote #15251
Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...
Quote #11534
…the great man is he who in the midst of the crowd keeps with...