Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #4173
Evil deeds do not prosper; the slow man catches up with the swift.
Quote #3739
Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.
Quote #24044
Take a second look… It costs you nothing.
Quote #4851
Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must.
Quote #13101
All of us are working together for the same end; some of us knowingly...
Quote #26841
A man said to the universe ‘Sir, I exist’ ‘However,’ replied the universe. ‘The...
Quote #12275
Courage does not always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end...
Quote #21979
It is extraordinary how extraordinary the ordinary person is.
Quote #29911
Yes, risk-taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing taking.