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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
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There are two ways of constructing a software design One way is to make...
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Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear… a...
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A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff...
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Do it big or stay in bed.
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Here’s to you ,as good as you are, And here’s to me, as bad...
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I love her and she loves me, and we hate each other with a...
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When good Americans die they go to Paris.
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The warning message we sent the Russians was a calculated ambiguity that would be...
Quote #7902
Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.