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The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense...
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Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those...
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Property left to a child may soon be lost but the inheritance of virtue–a...
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
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Truth is shorter than fiction.
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Harrison Ford as the President of the United States in Air Force One is...
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Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay...
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How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
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Make friends not enemies, and you will always have eyes in the back of...