Quote #10190
Nothing happens to any man that he is not formed by nature to bear.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #23665
Green Goblin The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the...
Quote #23725
We know too much, and are convinced of too little. Our literature is a...
Quote #16439
Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to...
Quote #29715
He felt about books as doctors feel about medicines, or managers about plays –...
Quote #4126
Never give a child a sword.
Quote #29385
Don’t wait to be happy to laugh… You may die and never have laughed
Quote #16360
A good conscience fears no witness, but a guilty conscience is solicitous even in...
Quote #20742
I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex.