Quote #2335
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
Quote #17711
The renown which riches or beauty confer is fleeting and frail mental excellence is...
Quote #30062
Nixon bleeds people. He draws every drop of blood and then drops them from...
Quote #20357
Reporters thrive on the world’s misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent...
Quote #28365
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
Quote #16993
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
Quote #30515
If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four...
Quote #33763
Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
Quote #30055
Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Quote #15163
Good habits are formed; bad habits we fall into.