Quote #1736
For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
Quote #3729
It can be shown that for any nutty theory, beyond-the-fringe political view, or strange...
Quote #28007
I know that you think you know what I said. But I’m not sure...
Quote #16973
If man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or...
Quote #27324
To live outside the law you must be honest.
Quote #13228
I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an...
Quote #15284
Go to the ant, thou sluggard, learn to live, and by her busy ways,...
Quote #22099
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet
Quote #25581
Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise and he that...
Quote #4
First, I do not sit down at my desk to put into verse something...