Quote #12099
If you want to be happy for a year, plant a garden; if you...
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I believe in the possibility of miracles but more to the point, I believe...
Quote #13819
Everyone complains of his lack of memory, but nobody of his want of judgment.
Quote #19992
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
Quote #7955
The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he makes so many of them.
Quote #15299
The entrepreneur is essentially a visualizer and an actualizer. He can visualize something, and...
Quote #1804
Hope in reality is the worst of all evils, because it prolongs the torments...
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I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
Quote #16257
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.