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Education is an admirable thing, but it is well worth remembering from time to...
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Whenever I get married I start buying Gourmet Magazine.
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We can forgive a man for making a useful thing as long as he...
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Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick...
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Actual aristocracy cannot be abolished by any law all the law can do is...
Quote #20746
I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible.
Quote #16217
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
Quote #14191
In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody...
Quote #24685
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly...
Quote #3028
I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand...